A simple room awaited the 6 beings who had been invited. A single crow tengu sat, welcoming A single man, and his numerous subordinates. It was time to add some of their info to the Archive. "Welcome everyone, thanks for you all for coming out here, I know some of you are really busy, and I hope this isn't intruding." The reactions varied, a snarky reply about a news show, A simple 'it's no trouble at all.' and a nod, followed by one staring into space. "Then let's get started." The tengu dipped her brush and started to ask her questions.
Follow The Rules Using One Of Your OC's (( Original Characters ))1) Choose all of your own characters.2) Make them answer the following questions.3) Then, tag three people No one.4) feel free to add some questions of your own.Character: Xiahou Dun[Author Avi], Senna & Renna, Patricia, Felina, Liliana[Head Zombie Maid]
1) What gender are you?Xiahou Dun: Male.
Senna & Renna: Gender is a meaningless Earth term...But you may refer to us as female.
Patricia: Female last time I checked. Wonder if I should che-Ooo shiny.
Felina: Eheheh, I'm female of course, would you like to check for yourself~?
Liliana: Female...
2) What is your age?
Xiahou Dun: According to a friend's calculation, it is around 1857 years now.
Senna & Renna: Your tiny mind could not comprehend...
Patricia: Shiny shiny...Jingle jingle...
Felina: It's rude to ask a woman her age, don't you know that~?
Liliana: I do not remember...
3) Do you want a hug?
Xiahou Dun: Depends on who's giving.
Senna & Renna: Spear length away...
Patricia: HUG!*Pounce*
Felina: Ohoho. Careful, I may do more than simply
hug~
Liliana: No
thank you...*Shies away*
4) Do you have any bad habits?
Xiahou Dun: Well...When you get to my age you pick up many habits.
Senna & Renna: Habits...You mean vices you flesh bags hold? No...
Patricia: U-Umm...Does catnip count?
Felina: Smoking, drinking, seducing, over amorousness, etc...Take your pick hun~
Liliana: I don't think this applies to Zombies.
5) What is your favorite food?
Xiahou Dun: Ahaha, I don't think I have a single favorite food anymore.
Senna & Renna: ..........Ice cream...Sweets...
Patricia: Meat! Fishy fishy fishy fish.
Felina: The darkness in people's hearts, tastes just like chocolate~
Liliana: You would not believe me if I told you...
6) What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Xiahou Dun: Well...I suppose it'd have to be chocolate.
Senna & Renna: ...............................................We cannot answer that...
Patricia: Sherbert!
Felina: Anything that goes good in a malt or float.
Liliana: Vanilla is good...
7) Are you a virgin?
Xiahou Dun: HAH! You tell me, I've been alive for nearly 2000 years, it can get pretty lonely. Heh
Senna & Renna: *Stare*
Patricia: Mreeww.....I...I don't feel comfortable answering that...*Blush*
Felina: Want to find out~?
Liliana: I would rather not answer.
8) Have you killed anyone?
Xiahou Dun: Well of course I have. It's what warriors do.
Senna & Renna: We have eradicated certain individuals yes...
Patricia: Well yeah, I mean...Have you seen how crazy some people get?
Felina: *Giggle.*Ohh don't look at me like that, you're not afraid are you~?
Liliana: There have been a few yes.
9) Do you hate anyone?
Xiahou Dun: I hate one man with every fiber of my being...But he's long dead so nope.
Senna & Renna: Hate is meaningless...Unnecessary to kill.
Patricia: Bad guys!
Felina: Ohh hate's such a strong word. I'd say something along the lines of intense distrust.
Liliana: Hate doesn't really hold much meaning for zombies.
10) Do you have any secrets?
Xiahou Dun: Heheheh...Why don't I refer you to the twins?
Senna & Renna: Do you want to die...?
Patricia: That's a secret. SHHHHH Don't tell anyone I said that!
Felina: Every woman has their secrets~
Liliana: None that I want published...
11) What is your favorite season?
Xiahou Dun: Springtime, the season of love.
Senna & Renna: We see no meaning in this...Seasons are simply changes in climate which affect a certain area...So no.
Patricia: Summer! Beaches and popcicles and swimming! Lots of fun!
Felina: I'm an autumn girl, so many pretty colors conflicting with the dieing background.
Liliana: Winter...It reminds me of home.
12) Who are your best friends?
Xiahou Dun: My subordinates, I'd be nothing without them.
Senna & Renna: Master Dun...
Patricia: Master, the twins, Felina, and even the zombie maids! They're all my best friends!
Felina: Heh, me and Dun have a history. Guess he's the closest thing to a friend a girl like me's got.
Liliana: The others treat me well...*Shrug*
13) What are your hobbies?
Xiahou Dun: Spending time with my subordinates. Tea, food, exchanging stories, what else could you want?
Senna & Renna: Serving our master...
Patricia: Well I wouldn't call it a hobby, more of a passion...Cooking!
Felina: Driving...Among other things~*Wink*
Liliana: Keeping my body in working condition.
14) What is your favorite drink?
Xiahou Dun: The tea my twins brew...Oh and alcohol.
Senna & Renna: We do not need sustenance...Soda...
Patricia: Hmmm...Sweet sake!
Felina: Anything that can get you drunk, but I do always love a good brandy.
Liliana: I believe I drank wine a lot when I was alive...More alive.
15) When is your birthday?
Xiahou Dun: Sometime in January I think...Or...Was it may...Huh...
Senna & Renna: Master picked March 24th out for us...It was the day he found us.
Patricia: June 5th! I'm a Summer kitten.
Felina: October 13th, my mom used to say I was born on a Friday~
Liliana: January 5th was the day I was revived.
16) What age did you die?
Xiahou Dun: Hah, now that's a thinker. I've died many many times you see.*Shrug*Don't really remember now.
Senna & Renna: We have not died...
Patricia: Mrew, I'm not a dead kitty!
Felina: There you go again, asking my age. Such a rude Tengu. Perhaps you should be punished~
Liliana: I was 23. That is all correct?
17) Are you nice or mean?
Xiahou Dun: Nice to my friends, ferocious to my enemies.
Senna & Renna: We hold no feelings for anyone...Except...Except Master...
Patricia: People say I'm to nice cause I'm an airhead...My head's not a soufflé...
Felina: Depends on who you ask~
Liliana: Somewhere inbetween?
18) What do you think of your creator?
Xiahou Dun: Hm? Ahh, well working in mysterious wa-Oh you mean...Ahah, yeah he's alright.
Senna & Renna: Breaking the fourth wall...How quaint...Fitting for such underdeveloped beings.
Patricia: He made me, how bad could he be?
Felina: Well, I hear he likes older women, and lolis, and all kinds of other things. I like the way he thinks~
Liliana: He is my creator...What am I supposed to think?
19) What is your weakness?
Xiahou Dun: Hm? Hahah...I'd say...It is my over reliance on resources.
Senna & Renna: We follow what our master says...Regardless of his employer.
Patricia: Well I'm plenty strong...But just between you and me, I am kinda...Well reckless.
Felina: I'm a ghost hun, aside from a bit of fisticuffs, I have no physical strength.
Liliana: I am a zombie...
20) How long can you stay under water?
Xiahou Dun: I am immortal, I don't think that applies.
Senna & Renna: Liquid environments do not hinder us.
Patricia: Um, I can stay down longer than the average person, cause of my hunter's
training.
Felina: I don't breath hun. I can go down for as long as I need to~
Liliana: I don't need air so...Indeterminate.
21) What do you do on a regular day basis?
Xiahou Dun: Drink tea and spend time with my subordinates.
Senna & Renna: Spending time with Master...
Patricia: Cooking.
Felina: Looking after my car.
Liliana: Cleaning
22) Do you love someone?
Xiahou Dun: My subordinates.
Senna & Renna: Master...
Patricia: Master...
Felina: My love's boundless~ Ohh but I suppose the closest would be Dun.
Liliana: I don't think I feel those kinds of things anymore.
23) Does that person love you back?
Xiahou Dun: I would hope so.
Senna & Renna: Doesn't matter...We still love him.
Patricia: Of course he does, I'm his kitty!
Felina: Ohoho, the stories I could tell you from when I was alive~
Liliana: Again...Doesn't
apply.
24) Do you like me?
Xiahou Dun: You seem nice.
Senna & Renna: We have no
opinion...
Patricia: Sure thing birdy person!
Felina: Why, do you like me~?
Liliana: You seem like a very nice person, yes.
25) What do you consider fun in the day time?
Xiahou Dun: Relaxing in my office with the twins.
Senna & Renna: Spending time with master...As stated before...
Patricia: Sleeping.
Felina: Well, I don't think people should talk about those kinds of things where they can
get published.
Liliana: Getting the house work done.
26) At night?
Xiahou Dun: Heh, I don't kiss and tell.
Senna & Renna: ...
Patricia: Being awake.
Felina: Oh well, now you're just asking for it, naughty little Tengu~
Liliana: Seeing the
house clean before I rest.
27) Do you like meatballs?
Xiahou Dun: Oh yes, especially the ones that Patricia makes. Amazing.
Senna & Renna: We do not need sustenance...
Patricia: Yummy!
Felina: Mmm, remind me of when I was a child.
Liliana: They are good I suppose.
28) Do you like Chef Boyardee's meatballs?
Xiahou Dun: Hm? Never had the stuff.
Senna & Renna: Already answered...
Patricia: EW! THAT CANNED CRAP!? I NEVER EVER EVER EVER SERVE THAT!!!
Felina: Ehh, tried it once, not as good as grandma made.
Liliana: We don't get much canned food that isn't survival supplies.
29) Are you gay?
Xiahou Dun: You tell me, and my multitude of female subordinates.
Senna & Renna: That kind of sexuality is meaningless...We do whatever master enjoys...Even if he doesn't know it.
Patricia: Mrew? Nope, I'm bi.
Felina: Hun, I'm from the 20's and 30's. That kind of stuff is a big no no...Not to say I never dabble~
Liliana: I don't think so.
30) Say that you were trapped in a closet with your lover for 2 days straight. What do you do if you start to starve in ONLY A 2-DAY RADIUS?
Xiahou Dun: I'd hold out...Just the kind of person I am...Now if it were an injured footsoldier...
Senna & Renna: We do not understand...
Patricia: Wh-What?? B-But...I....I...*Tears up*I guess...I...I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!
Felina: Well that's dark. Well, let's just say I'd keep a knife handy. You know how crazy people get.
Liliana: I...I feed differently than the zombies you think about...*Blush*
31) Wow, really?
Xiahou Dun: Well...Let's just say I have experience...
Senna & Renna: Starvation...We do not understand...
Patricia: SHUT UP! Don't judge me...
Felina: Like I said, people can get pretty crazy...
Liliana: P-Please don't pry...
32) What is your place of origin?
Xiahou Dun: I'm a native of Qiao Province China, Later Han and Three Kingdoms Period.
Senna & Renna: You would not comprehend...
Patricia: A place called Minegarde. It's got big monsters EVERYWHERE for you to hunt!
Felina: Was born in California, but my family moved to New York when I was still a tiny thing.
Liliana: I do not remember...
33) Large or small family?
Xiahou Dun: Well I had a rather large clan, which was connected to an important family through an adoption.
Senna & Renna: We are simply us...
Patricia: Well my tribe was about average sized I guess.
Felina: I was an only child.
Liliana: I do not remember...
34) Who are your parents?
Xiahou Dun: A bastard of a father and...My mother...I don't like to drudge these things up, sorry.
Senna & Renna: ...
Patricia: My father was the Alpha of the tribe. Mom was the Alpha female.
Felina: An Italian American Mademan, and vet of WWI. And a Chinese Immigrant woman, don't remember much else.
Liliana: I...I do not remember...I think...They were nobility.
35) Do you have a phobia?
Xiahou Dun: I think after losing my eye I lost all my major fears, the first death took care of the rest.
Senna & Renna: Fears...They are for you flesh...If...If we lost our master...*Glare*You will tell no one...
Patricia: Fish shortage...It's terrifying right!?
Felina: I used to have fears, but then I died.
Liliana: Losing my consciousness...Silly for a zombie right?
36) Piercing/tattoos?
Xiahou Dun: Heh...A few Tattoos.
Senna & Renna: We can make things like that appear or dissappear at will.
Patricia: Nope.
Felina: Ohoho, sounds like you want to search me~
Liliana: I have a brand on my shoulder, an oath of some sort from when I was alive.
37) Addicted to anything?
Xiahou Dun: Victory. Hahaha, just kidding, addictions don't stick to Immortals.
Senna & Renna: You heaps of flesh and your incessant vices...
Patricia: C...Cat nip...
Felina: Well I do drink a lot...The fear of people that cross me~
Liliana: I don't think so.
38) Is this quiz over?
Xiahou Dun: Hm? You tell me.
Senna & Renna: If it were up to us...
Patricia: Is it?
Felina: Aww, but I was having so much fun watching your cute reactions~
Liliana: I don't know.
39) If you could say one thing to your creator right now, anything at all, what would it be?
Xiahou Dun: Be strong, life is long, yet so unbearable short...
Senna & Renna: Stop breaking the forth wall you damn Tengu...
Patricia: Keep up the good work?
Felina: Make sure you live to the fullest hun~
Liliana: Give us Zombie Maids a bigger part.
40) Which of your parents do you look more like?
Xiahou Dun: My father I suppose
Senna & Renna: ........
Patricia: I don't look much like either of them anymore. They were a lot more catlike
Felina: I have been told I bear a resemblance to my mother
Liliana: I do not remember how they looked...
41) Say you were locked in a room with the person you hated most for a full day. What would you do to pass the time?
Xiahou Dun: Make sure we both promised not to let fan girls hear about it...God the fics that would come of it...
Senna & Renna: What is the point of hate...We would simply try to get out of the situation.
Patricia: W-Well...I guess...Hmm...That's a toughy...Arm wrestle? Or maybe just wrestle.
Felina: I'd make them rue the day they met me.
Liliana: Probably just ignore them
42) What's the funniest thing that's ever happened to you?
Xiahou Dun: Heh don't know if you heard but I got lolified. I don't think I ever saw the twins get so worked up. So cute.
Senna & Renna: ........
Patricia: Well one time I got trapped in a box...Everyone else thought it was funny.
Felina: Funniest thing? Come back to me on that one.
Liliana: If you've ever seen a Zombie freak out about losing a limb...Well you had to be there.
43) Are you tired of this quiz?
Xiahou Dun: Not at all.
Senna & Renna: Yes...
Patricia: It was fun.
Felina: Nuh-uh, your reactions are just priceless~
Liliana: I am sorry, I must go clean now.